He has done wonders for unemployment - It's really high now.
He has done wonders for the deficit - it's bigger than it has ever been
He has done wonders for war - We have a great one now.
He has done wonders for oil - we are getting a good grip on the Dehloran Oil field.
He has done wonders for religion - it's still allowed to interfere with my freedom.
He has done wonders for democracy - we can now have a president without having to elect one.
He has done wonders for terrorism - it's at an all time high.