Hi Hunky,

Nice place you've got here..... I just have one problem with it.. I don't eat oysters....... can you do me up some scampi (proper big scampi.. not the imitation they do at home).......

looks like I'm going to have to go to the next Getaway to protect you... I have had women lusting after you in the chat room.. and bbc is here looking for hugs...... I don't think you should eat any of those oysters... and more to the point... for your own safety - you shouldn't feed them to the women....... hahahaha