Ooh err can I have a go :-)

Sitting in my Lincolnshire dining room
Food upon the table
I put some mustard on me spoon
And dropped it on our Mabel

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Mabel Mabel
She was at the table
And now has a yellow belly

Now Mable tried to rub it off
But could not seem to do it
Her belly was now a yellow froth
Stick some roast beef on it

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On it On it
Put some roast beef on it
So that we can chew it

The first one took a great big bite
She landed on the cooker
It wasn't because of the mustard's might
It was our Mabel's hooker

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Hooker Hooker
She landed on the cooker
That punch must have shook her

Anybody want to add to it, or refine it :-)