ODE TO CHEESE

Cheese that is grated
And cheese that is not
Cheese served cold
And cheese served hot.
Cheese that is white
Cheese that is yellow
Cheese that is sharp
And cheese that is mellow.
Cheese that is sour
And cheese with full flavor
Cheese just to snack on
And cheese you just savor.
Eat cheese by candlelight
Relaxed in the tub
Eat cheese stacked high
On your favorite sub.
Cheese on a picnic
Reclined in the grass
Eat all that cheese
And it'll plug up your ass.

Spaw