The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14442   Message #124481
Posted By: Big Mick
15-Oct-99 - 10:53 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern #15 & Oyster Bar
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern #15 & Oyster Bar
Well Little Neo, you will have to take HTML 101 from Father JoeBro, or OBI-WAN OFFER as I am fond of calling him..You can call him Joe. He will teach you the ins and outs of colors and all that. But watch your knuckles, he was in the seminary for 12 years.The multicolored "THE FAIR ONE" is how I refer to my cyber love, Alison, whom I pursue relentlessly across the cyber hills and dales. That is when DougR isn't trying to rub her with WD40, that sneaky sonofagun. If, purchance, you should get proficient at HTML, do not attempt to use "THE FAIR ONE" as it will constitute a violation of the rights of my member. I shall be forced to seek recompense through any means necessary. Should you decide to violate the rights of my member, please provide me with all the details so that I make seek relief through any means available to me...............Now, I got to get busy trying to make TOFU sliders for El Swanno........hey, you guys, save me some of those shells.............Anybody ready for some crubbeen?????????..............