The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14442   Message #124497
Posted By: catspaw49
15-Oct-99 - 11:38 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern #15 & Oyster Bar
Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern #15 & Oyster Bar
Hi group....Couldn't resist the oyster bar any longer.....Wore my "Eat It Raw" T-Shirt just for the occasion...........let's get 'em going here huh?.......So what's with the dog, thing looks stupider than my weimaraner..........and geeziz, keep him to hell away from Cleigh!!!......HEY!!!! FOR GAWDSAKE THERE MICK!!! That damn Waylon Heron is getting some kind of heron slobber on the oysters and.....DAMMIT!! Get LaMarca's flamingos out of here too before I let Mian eat another one...........KEERICED...This place ain't a Tavern, its a FOCKIN' ZOO!!!!..........say what Katmyluv?....oh..yeah,sorry........but what's the little thing doing in here anyway?....Yeah,yeah,OK.........Sorry there Phyte ..Pardon ol'Spaw's language.......Didn't even see you here!!! Ya' know, you'd have to stand on three bricks to kick a duck in the ass and..OUCH!! GEEZIZ KAT!! Gimmee a break here....I was just trying to make nice ya' know?...Just lighten up..It wasn't like I was trying to fix her up with David like Bee...YEOW!!!OOOF!!!Damn Beebs I didn't see you here either.....Whadda' pair...Can't say a fockin' wor..FWOMP!!SMACK!!WHOP!!THWUMP!!!.......can I get a hand up off the floor here?...and get the dog away from me too.................Lookit here, I just want to get some raw ones and I'll be outta' here......whadda nite, must be somethin' in the air............Hey, don't be wastin' no oysters on Leej either...rolled oysters my ass..FWOMP!!..Aw damn Kat..WHACK!........Ooboy.....OK, OK...Kat, why don't you take the wee one back to the litter box garden and let her chase some faeries or somethin'?.......Oy.......Anyway, Leej wouldn't know a rolled oyster from a rolled pick-up! He's a briarhopper!!! The only "oysters" that boy ever et didn't have no shell!!!.......Hey Mick, the heron's into the oysters again....that's all ya got left huh?...Okay Waylon, pull up a stool and we'll share.............Man alive, these are really f....WHAP!........Kat wouldja' cut it out? I only got out the eff sound....I was about to say they were, uh....keep the hands down dear..."fine," they are really "fine" tastin' oysters...............She's got a real mother thing going with Lil Phyte ain't she?...........Look Kat, let's take the kid and let her play in the garden til she goes to sleep? We'll play her a couple nice tunes, ya know?..........We might as well go anyway..the heron just polished off the last oyster I see..............Why do I come here?.........Okay Wee One, I'll grab my 12-string back at the box and sing something nice....take Mama Kat's hand and we'll go............Get some more oysters in Mick, I'll be back tomorrow...How about some Conch too....makes great fritters......I could really go for some focki..SLAP!!!.......aw geez, its gonna' be a long night........................

Spaw