After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just
dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our
anniversary. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package
and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled
"Compliment?"

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a
lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would
you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging
from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your
figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Harold interrupted. "I haven't
added them up yet."