Guest, So deeply Hurt, etc.

Man have you got it wrong. I am so willfully out of the Mudcat Inner Clique that it might just be the reason why I joined this place. Why are you hurt so bad? Is it those hemmoroids acting up again? Stop eating all of that spicy food and you won't feel like you sat on a torch.

BTW, we do not have rabid weasels here in Chicago. Weasels are British aren't they?