Well, Paddymac, I was just trying to see if I could get our paranoid brothers and sisters worried about side effects. Actually, the green pills are just Life Savers, Wint-O-Green flavor. If you bite 'em just right when it's dark, they're supposed to make sparks. Bioluminescence, or something like that. I've never seen it work, so I'm a Wint-O-Green agnostic, I guess.
I think your remedy sounds much better. Pour me a pint, please.
-Joe Offer-