In a weak moment I had sex with an alligator yesterday. I am so ashamed! I never thought I was capable of that sort of cross-species miscegenation, but it just happened in the heat of the moment. It may have been a reaction to Hurricane Charley. At the time it seemed so perfect, but in retrospect I am tortured with regret. How can I face my family and friends? What should I do? Will this blot on my soul haunt me for all my remaining days? The storm winds outside are lessening now, but the storm inside my fevered conscience rages on!

C.Dile, Devils Garden, Florida