There's a story that after Adam and Eve were created, God visited them with a bag in His hand, saying "I just remembered a couple of things I forgot to give you. The first is" -- and He reached into the bag -- "the ability to pee standing up."

Leaping to his feet, Adam exclaimed, "Woah, yeah! Right on, God! Wow, peeing standing up! I can write my initials, and I don't have to undo all those clothes, and I'll look so cooooool. Yeah, gimme that, God, pleasepleasepleaseplease!!" Eve smiled, and said, "Oh, let him have it if he wants it that much."

"Fine, Eve," said God, "then you can have the other" -- reaching into the bag -- "multiple orgasms."

(My husband doesn't think that joke is funny. I laugh hysterically.)