Faulty memory. Here's what I had written down

My father he was a [fettler?]
And my mother [she'd adore?]
My sister she's a [runner?]
And I [lend?] your back door

The [fish?] goes down to Soho
The [aim?] goes down to [Sound?]
The [bath chair?] is so very cold
You would not [buff?] them up