All right, youse bowsies, off the floor with the lot of you. Clean this joint up, cause I got some cooking to do. THE FAIR ONE and I have been a little busy..............none of yer fe**ing business 'Spaw.......and get that damn hound out of here, before I skin him and cook his worthless arse, I did spend time in the Phillipines you know...............Huh?........Hell no, I am not trying to offend Filipino's, I love those people, really enjoy their food and hospitality.......but you don't see many dogs running around.........OK, here is the menu..........Currant Scones with Strawberry jam....Champ(you will love this stuff, THE FAIR ONE) Some Irish Stew..........And a trifle for dessert.......Coffee with it, and if you want a little of John Jameson's finest Irish Whiskey in it, why that would be just fine.............FAIR ONE, would you do me a favor, pulleaze?................Would you run to the corner and get me some green onions and real butter.......got to have them for the Champ............WyoWoman, vacation is over........I need you to start scrubbing the spuds for the stew and champ. Also would you minde cleaning the carrots? Then I need them peeled and quartered. Also slice up the onions..........Damn but I worked up an appetite with THE FAIR ONE................Come on, let's get this place ready for a meal...............And DougR, would you mind cleaning the bar of the WD40 and throw away your spray cans............and quit looking at THE FAIR ONE like that...........Sheesh, that guy is tough to compete with........