Well, Big Mick, you didn't drown yourself I see. That's good because I don't think anybody else here could cook the meals you conjur up to serve us and it's damn good grub. I think I may discard the WD40, as you suggest, and maybe I'll just go with a mixture of Guinness and Fitch's hair oil, if I can still find any. That way the ladies can get a tan color to their skin but still have the benefit of a good lube job from the Fitche's. Whatta you think, Mick? As to Alison, well she always get my SPECIAL treatment and I ain't tellin' you what that is... DougR