Whoops! I did mean breasts, you silly Little Hawk....but I'm confused...do you think I live in Australia, or that I must have moved there to follow my particular fascination with "beasts"?

Sorry Aussie friends, just kidding. I'm living in London, where the beasts run wild in the streets. I have one on my lap, but she doesn't worry about her breasts anymore than I do.

I agree, by the by, with everything the sensible people on this thread are saying...(Brucie??? Sensible??? And where IS that goat Esmeralda in all of this??)

..xx..e