John Major - the glory years!

You're quite right of course - he had none of the advantages life can bestow upon a politician. He had no original ideas, no charisma and he sounded like a speak you weight machine. That somebody who resembled a presentable human being like Michael Hesseltine or Ken Clarke wasn't leading the party at this point is entirely the fault of the twats in hats at the party conference. certainly made John Smith and Blair 's job a damn sight easier.

Major did have the advantage of fighting an election against the one bloke in England who had even less skill in constructing a coherent sentence - Neil K.

Every time you heard questions in parliament and Kinnock went for that 3rd alliteration , your heart sank...."Does the Prime Minister agree that his policies are sanctimonious, sociopathic and sun dried tomatoes....." You could almost hear the nation go as one , "What a flipping idiot!"