Them bloody darkies!, they come over here, get all the best new houses built for them, goverment give them free cars, and they've ALL got moblie phones!
its a bloddy disgrace, rate payers, national service, wasn't like this in my day, national service, that'll teach em, bring back hanging, never like this in my day, leave your door unlocked all day, no respect, clip 'round the ear, Enoch Powell, two bob for a haircut, national service, bloddy darkies.
There, now I've covered all the points you had to raise [josh & Timbo], now kindly fuck off.