I was sitting on the most beautiful and pristine beach on an island in the Caribbean, dreaming and minding my own business, when I began to smell something. Sure enough, it was cigarette smoke from a person upwind of me...and from quite a long way away.

At the time I didn't think that much about it, but since then, it's happened almost everywhere I've gone...and in the most gorgeous places ..... and I certainly hope that the smoke wafting into my lungs wasn't enough to harm me)

ROTFLMHO!!!   Thanks, maggie.

Suggestion 1: phone 911 and rush yourself to emergency for a thorough examination right now, QUICK!!! -- before it's too late.

Suggestion 2: next time it happens, place your thumb alongside one nostril and the tip of your index finger alongside the other. Pinch firmly till the breeze wafts by.

Suggestion 3: Hypochondria (the habit of cultivating paranoid thoughts and delusions about one's health) can become quite a debilitating mental illness.

daylia