Mr. Offer. Have you ever done drugs in the past 20..oops, I mean 7 years?

Have you ever been naked with an intern for other than medical reasons?

Have you ever summed up your approach to solving world problems by saying: "I'd jest set 'em all down an talk turkey"!! (no that wasn't Col. Sanders, it was Ross Perot)

Have you ever dated a super model? Details please.

Would you make Shirley MacLaine your Secretary of Past Lives?

Do you think you're more dynamic, and exiting than Al Gore?

If you don't win the nomination will you apply for a position on "Crossfire"?

Can you whup Hulk Hogan?

When you think of Canada, what words come to mind?

A. Wonderful supportive neighbours to the north who play hockey and eat back bacon.

B. Buncha commie pinko, atheistic, gun-bannin', Castro-lovin', dorks!

C. Ooooh, look at all those lovely trees,all that oil, and water...soon it'll all be mine!

Thank you Mr. Offer.

Oh, one more question Mr. Offer. Who will your running mate be? Just remember, that as an official candidate, babes will find you irresistable. Personally I'd suggest Heather Locklear.

Rick