I should like to point out, Winston, that you owe me 500 quid. You may recall that you bet that 500 quid on the assumption that our Penelope would be home in Twillingsgate by June 30th of this year, having ditched her paramour. It is now August 24th, and she is not home, she is still with the Dago chap and living it up scandalously on the French Riviera! Pay up, Winston, pay up.

Bertie