I really don't see what the point of this thread is. It was started by His Majesty khandu, King of All Mississippi. He is the King, for God's sake! Why should he worry about whether or not the bedsprings squeak? He can get butt-naked and screw in the middle of Interstate 55 in broad daylight if he wants to and nobody can do or say anything about it 'cause he's the KING!

Just don't try that kinda stuff in Arkansas or Tennessee, Kenny boy. You're just another guy when you cross that state line.