Okay, good. not exactly a Double-E, but a classic in it's own right! In the U.S. we had such a big run on "Confucius say" jokes back in the 1960s that some high schools put a ban on them (Administrators never learned to have any fun! Most admin's. were long dead before their time.) Are Confucius jokes coming back into style?
Confucius say, "Man who lay woman: - -
- on ground have piece on Earth!" - on hillside not on level!"
He also allegedly said, "Man who see woman strip naked aboard airplane and lie on her back experience hairy crack-up!"