Good idea. Report all your alternative thread titles (misreading or mischieving) here. This could rid us of a lot of unneccessary threads:

Father of...
Uncle of...
Great great aunt of ... all would have been reported here only.

I dislike threads only started for the fun of the title, but I love seeing all the ideas you have. Same like the joke threads: Have them all at one place.

My evil ideas were:

Fatter by sprite
HESPERIS IS GETTING MARRIED AND SON
I' racist but I don't vote BNP

Wolfgang