I slipped into the Mudcat Tavern, boldly stepped up to the bar,
My steel trap mind could tell there was trouble not too far;
Then the whole place exploded, there were commies everywhere;
I said, "I'm from the CIA!" They didn't seem to care...

Just recycling an old song we used to sing during Peace Corps training back in the 1960's.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble