To the tune of "She'll be comin' round the mountain."

O ye canna push your granny from a bus
O ye canna push your granny from a bus
O ye canna push your granny
She is your mamma's mammy
O ye canna push your granny from a bus.

Ye can push your other granny from a bus
ye can push your other granny from a bus
ye can push your other granny
she's just your pappa's mammy
ye can push your other granny from a bus.