70% of women fake orgasm. 70%! Which raises the question, Who cares?

   --unknown comic.

I think it's nice if a woman's breasts are large enough to bring the nipples together, especially for jump-starting. But what probably spoils a lot of sex is the obsessive idea that everyone else is having better sex, all the time. It's not the Olympics. Size may matter to some women more than others, but for most it's not exactly how their business works, so it's like those service deals bundling lots of features that you don't really need. Probably some upsides, like rolling over without a disconnect error, but there are obvious downsides, if you think about it.