The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72687 Message #1258299
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
27-Aug-04 - 12:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Things!
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Things!
There was a young girl from St. Paul
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball
But the dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, "sporting section", and all!
or, alternatively:
A diner, while dining at Crewe
Found quite a large fly in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
"And wave it about,
"Or the rest will be wanting one too!"
Dave Oesterreich