Jamas, not to worry about the occasional stutter, Boychick, we're friendly here, (Peter T.'s and Joe O.'s womb-an envy notwithstanding).

Gotta tell ya though, Zeiskeit, considering the vintage on some of us Crones, a wet-T contest would be more likely to reinforce your healthy respect for the effects of gravity (not to mention producing a nasty little upper-respiratory epidemic, which would tend to complicate the singin') than to promote feats of masculine hydraulic engineering or group socialisation.

Peter, Peter, Peter...what will we do with you? Spots on the glasses, eyes off the ... Tell ya what, just so as to reduce your apparent anxiety, I'll go do a man-lovin' "Yiddische ditty-sche", my next turn up in the WSC. Will that help?

Kiss, kiss,

Shula