This is my version of Great Big Gobs..

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
laminated lizard lips
Piles and piles of poculated possum pus
and me without my spoon!

My fifth grade son told me this one:

(one of many verses)
We gave a peach to baby Margaret
We thought she swallowed the pit
But when we looked in the bucket
We saw a big pile of
ssshhhaving cream, shaving cream

Alice in Montana