My Old Man's A Pervert

(MGM)

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My old man's a pervert, he wears a pervert's mac.
He like's to stand in bus queues and w**k down people's backs.

One day while waiting for the bus, a girl said, "Please come quick."
"Wait replied the old man, "I've just got out my prick."

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My mum her name is Dawn, she lives an awful life.
That's not really surprising - she is a pervert's wife,
She comes downstairs each morning, looking all pale and worn
'Cos we know dad is always up the crack of dawn.

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One night he went a-calling upon the vicar's wife.
He thought that he would give her, the worst fright of her life.
Unbuttoning his lies, his dick showed without warning,
She said, "put it on the mantelshelf - I'll smoke it in the morning."

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My old man's a pervert, he wears a pervert's mac.
He like's to stand in bus queues and w**k down people's backs.
If you should see a pervert, w**king off like mad,
Don't kick him in the bollocks - it might be my old dad.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle