It must be the lure of the 3rd World Spoon Playing Championship. Lynne is searching the cutlery drawers as we speak to see if we have a chance of tempting Les and Maggie away.

Perhaps we could have the Farlington Spoon Playing Competition and not invite anyone from the third world as a gesture and so's we don't clash? Seems a long way to come for all these third world people - I wonder who's funding it as it must be jolly expensive.