Scene: Broadstairs Folk Festival. Event: Belly-dancing workshop demonstration. 42 women (of varying ages between something-teen and 50-something). 2 lads, one in his teens and one in his 30s. Latter is wearing a rather vivid pair of trousers and not much else, and is giving it some with the waving arms.

Woman stood next to my wife: "Look at that guy - I bet he's gay."

My wife (taking photos of us): "I'm afraid not - that's my husband."

Moral: Don't prejudge from what people are doing or playing... In fact, don't prejudge at all, just get out there, do what you like, and enjoy it. :-)

Graham.