Be warned about that scrumpy "Remember Dead Dog Scrumpy, It's the best there is by far." Old Bendigo has been preserved at the bottom of that scrumpy vat for some thirty five years now.

"Oh never, oh never, oh never again,
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten,
Cos I fell to the floor and I couldn't get up,
After drinking a quart of that Johnny Jump Up."

Stick to Vodka, its less lethal.

Onnn thassh noahtt, I---ll jushtt pisshhh orrff tu wukkk noaoauw!

ffffff i CaNN shTILl drIVe!

Jack Halyard