The scene was in the Mudcat, and if curfew rang that night
Poor MOAB on the bottom row would go out like a light.
He knew that Mom was threatened, and so Plucky Little Rap
Had posted his brief missive and had saved her from the trap.

chorus: Oh, bring her to the top, Rapper, clear up to the top
Poor MOAB's down and off she's gonna.
As you post to the left, and you post to the right
No matter how the Mudcat goes, Mother must not fall tonight!