Well, GS, as the old proverb says

"Empty Vessels make most noise."

Martin's guitar would never fit in his fundamental orifice in any direction - it's so teeny-weeny that even a human hair would not get thru - which is why he displays such an obnoxious excess of typical anal fixation behaviour. Just like those who make the greatest fuss about their intellect and abilities have the least, but need to keep on proving their alleged superiority over and over again (especially to themselves) projecting their inferiorities on to others, - it's called a "Superiority Complex".

Oh and BTW, working on an interesting literary idea that sheds light on how someone can behave like many different people - apparently nice one minute, nasty the next...

...and that is my response to the literary challenege for today.