It's good news week
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky

It's good news week
Someone's found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die

Have you heard the news
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?

It's good news week
Lots of blood in Asia now
They've butchered up the sacred cow
They've got a lot to eat

It's good news week
Doctors finding many ways
Of wrapping brains on metal trays
To keep us from the heat