Why are bagpipe players always walking around while playing?
Because it is harder to hit a moving target ;-)


A new conductor at the orchestra rehearsal. Again and again he interrupts and let the musicians play from beginning again. After a while, once again interrupted, the first violinist stands up and says: "If you interrupt one more time, we will play exactly as you conduct!" ;-)


What is a saxophonist who can play an alto and a tenor saxophon? He is bisaxual ;-)