A rock musician, a blues musician and a jazz musician talk about what they did with last year's income.
The rock musician: "I bought a big house in Miami"
The blues musician: "I bought a cotton farm in Memphis"
The jazz musician: "I bought a woollen sweater at Woolworth, for 49.95!"
The other two: "And what about the rest of the money?"
The jazz musician: "My mum helped me out with it" ;-)