Now Ime right shamed uv it but yall know thet Dole droppin out dint hav squat ta do with money. Yall member that CIA backed crazed tiple squad I wuz on wen I wuz at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed? Playin thet wiener song not oanly foulet us up in Yugoslavia, but it got ol Bob arunnin thru thet Park in his unnerware shoutin, "I got WOOD!" Now yasee whuz happint to his poor wife cuz uv it. Theyz jez usin the money as a coverup.

But senz Ime speekin bout unnerware an coverups, yall think one uv ya cud sen me some nu longhandle droors? Catspaw dun axt un all, but I ain't too proud ta aks fer myself so I bin doin it. See my other pair has popped their buttons fer the laz time an Ime bout broke til we kin git sum folks lined up fer our guide business.

An Ide be right pleeezt ta hep out ol Joe tu. I still got my tiple an all....

CLETUS