Yes, MMario, it is all a pack of lies. They actually prefer whichever way you put in the toilet roll, too. They like the trail of grease across the kitchen floor when you have brought something over from the garden or up from the basement to clean it -- it gives the house character. They don't like the sofa, it's all yours. They are particularly fond of those fractional breaks in concentration during rapid changes of the channel flicker. It is all lies. yours, Peter T.