The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #70500   Message #1266558
Posted By: MudGuard
08-Sep-04 - 02:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
A married couple from Alaska decides to flee the cold winter for two weeks and spend some days in Florida. For work reasons the wife can only fly a day later than her husband.

The husband arrives at the hotel, checks in and finds everything ok. He goes to the hotel's internet terminal and sends an email to his wife - unfortunately mistyping the address. Thus the mail never reaches his wife.

A widow in Los Angeles returns from her husband's burial. Expecting some condolence notices, she checks her emails.
While reading the first email, she faints and falls to the floor.
Her son rushes to her and looks at the computer monitor where he reads:

To: my beloved wife
From: your husband far away
Subject: Arrived safely!

I have just arrived and checked in. Everything is well prepared for your arrival tomorrow. I am looking forward to seeing you again! I hope your voyage will be as comfortable as mine was.

PS: it is extremely hot down here!