We have your old room at the NYCFTTS all ready and waiting for you Harpy! Skiff has been doing a good job keeping the place running and the bedpans changed. Uh.....well, not exactly........er,uh........well......ya'see what happened is that awhile back he went a little nutso on the bedpan thing and started putting them all in a sterilizer. That was okay but he went wrong when he started using them fresh from the sterilizer resulting in severe burns to the ass on a number of patients including one guy who was so traumatized by th entire thing that he hasn't been able to shit since....and that was 6 weeks ago. Btw, his room is next to yours.

Spaw