Yeah Marty--

Y'see there was this half-baked idiot who was attacking me. He obviously had major toilet-training issues, and seemed to be a male whose relations with females, based on his on-line "personality", must have ranged from slim to nonexistent. I mean this guy was a total loser. And he was posting under YOUR NAME!   Now doesn't that just beat all? I mean, the nerve of that two-bit Neanderthal!   Don't you agree?