anyway= some people say that hamsters smell bad, they dont!
hamsters awlays shit in the corner, and don't smell,
its mouses that smell, and rats.
anyway=oneof my customers got a rat for a pet, she's about 25 or something, and i think she fancies me, but she's a bit weird, she lives in Marlborough avenue, , she said one day ="hello john, come to my place after work , and see my rat etc", i said " no thanks rat woman, i going home to eat my curry"
shes a bit weird and scary looking, she got a metal thing in her chin, like Eliza Carthy, and her flat is really dark, and she always wears black dresses, i think she's a witch, not sure really, and she looks a bit mental.