Fishdiddley?
Uca Man? (Or Uca from Hull, Uca Transvitestes, Uca, etc...some horrible pun about scales, with extra points awarded for Latin.

Do you people in Hull go around to people's houses in the dead of night and drag them out, kicking and screaming, to sign up on Mudcat? Is this all part of Hull's plot for world domination? In any case, welcome, Richard the Ichthyothingie.