Two worms in a cemetery, making love in dead Ernest.

INCEST!! The family game, that game only the family can play.
Buy your family incest for christmas.

Man walking along the beach in Normandy, finds the naked body of girl on the sand. Checks that she's dead, then goes off to fetch gendarmes. Upon their return they find an old tramp making love to the corpse.
"Monsieur please desist the young lady she is dead!" "Oh I am sorry" said the tramp, "I thought she was English.

English lady dies while on holiday in France, and her husband decides to have her buried there, as she loved the country. Being on holiday he did not have any clothing suitable for a funeral, so he decides to buy a black hat as a start. He asked the concierge where he could purchase un capot noir, she looks shocked but sends him to the chemists shop.
Bonjour Monsieur, avez vous un capot noir?
Un capot noir Monsieur, pourquoi aimez vous un capot noir?
Parce que ma femme et mort
Ah les Anglais, quelle finesse!!

I'll get my wooden overcoat......Giok