Why for you no pay attench Leddyfungus! Iss spellted 'Phatt-B'Stards'

This is our fambly names and if you was reading the webbyshite then you would be know the historical of it! www.phatts.co.uk Iss all in theres!

You is as dapht as this fatty Georgie person who is let me use his compytooter to be writing at you.

Hasta
Juan