Right then. I am willin' to consider suspendin' me disagreements wif jOhn from 'Ull and s6k on the following conditions as put 'ere by me on this 'ere date in me own 'and by way of this 'ere forum:

To wit:

1. jOhn from 'Ull gives me cousin Rutherford a full apology and a fag or two.

2. jOhn from 'Ull gives me a full apology.

3. jOhn from 'Ull gets a real job and stops bleedin' the resources of the body politic.

4. s6k promises to stop usin' nasty scapological words on the net and gives me a full apology.

5. s6k takes in an 'omeless kitty or two so as to show 'er good intentions and prove that she 'as reformed 'erself summat.

I finks this is fair and I await a positive response. If not, the gloves are off!

- Olive Whatnoll