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Thread #70500   Message #1273421
Posted By: GUEST,peedeecee
16-Sep-04 - 04:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
A joke too good to keep...

A business man got on an elevator: When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its' Thursday.'"