The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #73438   Message #1274168
Posted By: M.Ted
17-Sep-04 - 11:58 AM
Thread Name: Making my act LESS child-friendly
Subject: RE: Making my act LESS child-friendly
this is not civil-- "Turn up the sound and drown out their little piping voices.They'll run screaming from you with their hands over their ears" nor this " Be sure to sing the verse where Lambkin sticks a needle up the baby's nose." nor this "A can of hair spray and a lighter make a wonderful flame thrower. Consider starting with a recitation of Swift's A Modest Proposal"--